Dear John Edwards,
You drink from your coffee cup like a sissy girl. Please use the handle, it is more manly. If you don't I will still vote for you because your just so adorable!
Dear Dick Chenney,
You are a dick.
Edwards definately looks like he might be on the list of nicest people I have ever met (along with Tim, Breanna's Cousin, and Brian). You look at Edwards and he seems like the type of guy who when asked "paper or plastic" would say "whatever is best for you." While Chenney looks like the type of guy who would say, "Double paper in plastic.... and you better use the big bags with handles." I don't know, that's just my opinion. I guess my vote shouldn't be based on the type of person who makes the best customers anyway... but I think your bag choice says a lot about yourself.
Also a word about E! During the presidential debates (which they, obviously, weren't airing...and I was flipping back and forth too, what THS was on!) they had a special report. I said to myself-MAN what happened! If E! is about to break into a show something big must have happened... It must be BIGGER than 9/11. It must be BIGGER than Pearl Harbor. Someone must have Shock and Awed US!! Turns out Rodney Dangerfield died. While super-sad I think we could have waited to hear until a commerical break. I say today at 9:56pm we all dance Like Dangerfield.... from Caddyshack of course


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