When it comes to fashion I am on the worst dressed list. That being said, I must make an appeal to all fashion designers, consumers, and society in general-stop with the faux snake skin. I am willing to argue that faux snake skin is the tackiest textile that was ever made. The only thing that can possibly make it looks worst is to add a totally unnatural color to it, like purple or teal. I realize that most, if not all, of my friends would never be caught dead in such an outfit-however some people in my past might make a case for buying velvet shoes and wearing them with velvet pant suits. I am not trying to call anyone out, this is but a public service announcement. You too can be a good citizen