Going to Chili's with The Idiot Gilrs The Toliet Love Girls(?) and had so much fun. Andrew is the best waiter ever because he will eat off your plate and out of your purse. He forgets what you asked for a lot, but he gets chewed out by is asshole boss alot so it's alright. I think I will email chili's to tell them how great he is-that will annoy is boss.
Why can't I say no to working Sunday? Why can't I say no ever?
Karen/Jaime, "ask her anything she can't say no"
Andrew, "will you go stab my boss"

Poem about me:
Dane tommorow is rad
Too much hairspray tonight is bad
Seeing Napoleon Dynomite again is awesome
At chili's you call it an awesome blossom