Am I strange? I think the obvious answer would be an emphatic yes.

There is nothing normal about obsessing over the drugged out loser that is Corey Haim, but I do. I do because I would like him to be my third world child. For the cost of a cup of coffee each day I am willing to help him. There is nothing quiet as sad as an E! True Hollywood Story on a child star of the 80s.

There is nothing normal about staying home on Friday nights to watch Dateline. I love Stone Phillips. I love that his parents knew he would be a success from the moment they named him Stone. I love investagatory news journalism. And when the two come together there is, frankly, nothing better.

There is nothing normal about putting ketchup on your pasta. There is nothing normal about raping yourself with glitter every morning. There is nothing normal about dressing up your rabbit.

There is nothing normal about me.... And I love it. I am eccentric.